Greetings, anon.
>be you
>wake up in 2026
>every coin on the chart is a slop personality grift
>remember the green silhouette who started it all
>mfw the meme finally got a tickerThis is $ANON. A coin for the faceless, the nameless, the original posters who built internet culture from a thousand basement chairs and never asked for credit.
The man, the myth, the headless green silhouette with the question mark face. [KYM: Green Anon / Old Anonymous]
Rules of /anon/:
- Don't dox anyone, including yourself
- Don't post your bags as financial advice
- Greentext is encouraged, lore is mandatory
- Newfags lurk for 2 weeks before posting
Now scroll down and get caught up. >tfw you finally have somewhere to belong
For those who don't know, listen up.
The green Anon. Sometimes called Old Anonymous. A featureless silhouette with a question mark for a head, originally rendered in a particular shade of green. He has no face because he is every face. He has no name because he is every name.
>born from the default poster on imageboards
>every thread, every post, just "Anonymous"
>collective consciousness emerges
>hivemind given a bodyThe character became shorthand for the entire culture. Every greentext story starts with him. Every
>be meis him. He is the protagonist of a million tales told at 3AM by people who would never meet.He represents something the modern internet forgot. Anonymity as freedom. Posting because you have something to say, not because you want clout. No verified blue check, no follower count, no main character of the day. Just words on a board.
$ANON is for him.
For the newfags asking about the numbers:
Ticker $ANON Network Ethereum Total Supply 1,000,000,000 Team Allocation 0% (we are anonymous, retard) Liquidity Burned Ownership Renounced Tax None Contract 0x86bcd9b1c2b8f99ca2737f136ed02e3af971e8b5 >why no team allocation
because anon doesn't have a wallet. anon is the wallet. anon is everywhere.>will it pump
not financial advice. greentext is not a prospectus. nothing here is real. you read the rules.
OK newfag, listen carefully. I'm only typing this once.
>step 1
Download an Ethereum wallet (MetaMask, Rabby, Coinbase Wallet). Write down the seed phrase on paper. Not a screenshot. Not a Google doc. Paper.>step 2
Buy ETH on a CEX. Withdraw to your wallet on Ethereum mainnet. Yes you have to wait for the network to confirm. No it's not stuck. Yes, gas is real.>step 3
Open Uniswap or your favorite aggregator. Paste the $ANON contract address: 0x86bcd9b1c2b8f99ca2737f136ed02e3af971e8b5. Verify the contract three times before you swap.>step 4
Set your slippage like an adult. Confirm the transaction. Welcome to /anon/.Reminder: never paste your seed phrase into a Discord server. Never sign a transaction you don't understand. Never trust a DM. Anon is your friend. Anon is also a phisher.
Find the rest of us here:
- Twitter / X — @ethcoinanon
- Dexscreener — live chart
- Uniswap — swap ETH for $ANON
- Etherscan — verify the contract
No Discord. Discord is for tripfags.
>tfw the legion is real
>be me
>30 year old oldfag
>remember when posting online didn't require a name
>remember when threads weren't engagement bait
>remember when the question mark on the silhouette meant something
>buy $ANON
>feel something for the first time since 2012thanks anon.
>>000000007
based oldfag. checked.my body is ready.
Attention anons,
A collection of 1,000 unique green Anon silhouettes is being prepared. Each one a fragment of the hivemind. No two the same, but all the same.
?LOCKED?LOCKED?LOCKED?LOCKED?LOCKED?LOCKED?LOCKED?LOCKED>mint date
TBA. Anons holding $ANON at snapshot will be eligible for the allowlist. Details posted in this thread when the time is right.>will there be a roadmap
no roadmaps. no promises. just the drop.
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